Joke of the Day
One clean joke, every day. Read it, laugh out loud, and share it with a friend.
Today's joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the joke of the day?
Every day this page features one clean joke, chosen from a rotating collection of 60 kid-safe jokes. The joke changes at midnight in your local time zone, so there is always something new to laugh about.
Are these jokes kid-safe?
Yes. Every joke on this page is clean family humor: no innuendo, no meanness, nothing scary. They are safe to share with kids, in classrooms, and at the dinner table.
Can I share today's joke?
Yes. Use the copy button to copy the joke, then paste it anywhere: a message, a post, or a birthday card. You can also link to any day with ?date=YYYY-MM-DD in the page URL.
Is this really free?
Yes. Reading, copying, and sharing the daily joke costs nothing and needs no account. Toolantern's joke pages are free forever.