Toolantern

Kids Jokes

40 silly jokes for kids: animals, food, school, and monsters, all clean and giggle-approved.

Looking for jokes that make kids laugh out loud? These 40 kid-friendly jokes are all about the things children love: goofy animals, yummy food, silly school moments, and friendly monsters. Every joke is clean, kind, and easy for young readers to tell their friends.

  1. What is a frog's favorite drink? Croak-a-cola.
  2. What do you call a dog in the summer? A hot dog.
  3. Why did the student bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains.
  4. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
  5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It was not peeling well.
  6. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It is pasture bedtime.
  7. Why did the cookie go to school? To become a smart cookie.
  8. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
  9. Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse.
  10. What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig.
  11. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens had not evolved yet.
  12. What is a snake's favorite subject? Hiss-tory.
  13. Why did the kid put the clock in the oven? He wanted a hot time.
  14. What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Ice scream.
  15. What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
  16. Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept.
  17. What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling.
  18. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  19. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated.
  20. Why did the pony have to use the phone? He was a little horse and could not text.
  21. What is a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
  22. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
  23. What do you call a duck that gets good grades? A wise quacker.
  24. Why did the student bring scissors to class? To cut class.
  25. What is a bird's favorite type of math? Owl-gebra.
  26. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the Milky Way.
  27. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
  28. Why did the kid eat the clock? It was time-consuming.
  29. What is a monster's favorite game? Hide and shriek.
  30. Why did the library book go to the gym? To work on its spine.
  31. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
  32. Why did the bee get married? He found his honey.
  33. What is a pirate's favorite letter? The C.
  34. What do you call a dog that is left out in the cold? A pupsicle.
  35. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  36. What do you call a skeleton who tells great jokes? A funny bone.
  37. What is a tornado's favorite dessert? Swirl cake.
  38. Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck on the chicken's foot.
  39. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
  40. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Her students were too bright.

More laughs

Frequently asked questions

What makes a good joke for kids?

The best kids jokes are short, silly, and easy to remember: talking animals, funny food, and playful wordplay. The jokes here use simple language so young readers can learn them and tell them to friends.

Are these jokes appropriate for school?

Yes. Every joke is clean and kind, with no scary content and nothing mean. Teachers and parents can share them in classrooms, on worksheets, and at parties.

Can kids share these jokes?

Yes. All 40 jokes are free to tell, copy, and share anywhere. They are great for lunchboxes, birthday cards, and show-and-tell.